From the listing:

This is Escimo (sp) Joe, he’s a tiny soft plushie (10cm or 4”) who’s job is to live on your fridge door and guard your fish!

First of all, guarding my fish (huh?) has never uh, been an issue.  Now if I were to actually try sticking to a diet, I’d slap this sorry chap to my fridge just to keep me out of it!  I mean look at that face…those wide eyes and big frown are enough to keep me out of the cheesecake.  He looks like he would slit his plushie wrists if I gained one. more. pound.

I can just hear him moaning, “Stay out of the friiiiiiiidge fatty!”

Thanks Suebob!

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3 Responses to ““Escimo Joe” Reminds You To Eat Your Omega 3!”

1. Sarcastica (18 comments.) Says:
   January 18th, 2009 at 7:04 pm

   I’d buy it

2. Natalie Willis (4 comments.) Says:
   January 18th, 2009 at 9:52 pm

   He already looks pretty disappointed in me…I dunno I think he would just drive me to seek out the comfort foods…but I would have to open the fridge with my eyes closed and saying , “I know, I know. I’m sorry!”
   Natalie
   http://www.believeinmandy.blogspot.com

3. Saphyra Runa Says:
   January 18th, 2009 at 10:53 pm

   The face reminds me of Salvador Dali for some reason, but I am not getting the cow body with the collie mane. All together it’s very oogy.