Vintage ads are definitely fun to the power of thirty.
Suebob found this gem and I happened to open it and share it with my Very Prissy Friend Sassy over IM while we were on the phone.
“What are ass sweats?” she asked me.
“Uhhhh don’t you ever do housework? Vigorously?”
“What does that have to do with it?”
“Don’t you work out?”
“Yeah….”
“Well doesn’t your butt crack ever get sweaty?”
“OH MY GOD NO!!” she squealed into my ear. (Note: Sassy doesn’t fart, burp, or say the F word out loud. She is my very best friend but given the fact I swear like a sailor and belch nearly as loudly as Sam, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY.)
I call bullsh*t Sassy. You have a butt. With a crack. There’s no way it doesn’t sweat.
So MANPONS. Do they just sit in your buttcrack? Fellas?
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January 6th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Mmmm, nice. But what do they have for taint cheese. Cause that’s really the issue we wives contend with.
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January 6th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Okay, I know what I’m getting my husband for his birthday.
These are HILARIOUS!
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January 6th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Is this real? Really? Unbelievable.
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January 6th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Oh my god.. manpons? Er, mentholated manpons?
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January 6th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
big black wedged toilet tissue up his butt crack calling it manpons on an episode of rob & big. LOL They obviously use them for leakage lol.
January 6th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Mentholated to help keep you cool no doubt.
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January 6th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
What, you didn’t buy some and try them out? Mostly I can see no one would want some of this drek in their house, but someone had to get curious about manpons…
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January 7th, 2009 at 7:13 am
ew! Ass sweats!
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January 7th, 2009 at 10:32 am
That is crazy…I would love to see if a guy would actually use these while he works out. And if it would help him pick up the chicks??
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January 7th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Karen, I peed on my couch. AWESOME.
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January 7th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
I don’t burp *that* loud.
Ahem.
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January 7th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
I kind of want Whole Life Pons. Because sometimes I feel like I have ass sweats on everything.
January 8th, 2009 at 2:19 am
I have to say that I actually love Yee-Haw’s work. I bought my Christmas cards from them. Cards that do not reference ass cracks by the way.
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January 8th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
This blog post although it is meant to be a joke, brings up an issue that is very serious to those who suffer from this condition.
It is very common and affects a variety of men who sit a lot or whose lifestyle causes their posterior to sweat more than others.
These can include motorcycle riders, truckers athletes and many others.
The condition goes by a number of different names including monkey butt.
One of the best products to stop this condition is Anti-Monkey Butt Powder (Yes it is a real product) and can be purchased at ACE Hardware, Tractor Supply as well as online.
The product combines Talcum Powder and Calamine Lotion to not only stop the sweating and reduce the itch but the lotion actually cools the area affected.
For more information on this product check out the web site at http://www.antimonkeybutt.com
January 8th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
You seriously made my day AMB Team..
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January 8th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
AMB – That is the BEST spam comment I’ve EVER seen. I love it, and just may even buy the product because of that wicked comment. LOL
Not that I know anyone with swass.
(Sweat + Ass = Swass) — bet you feel better knowing that.
Taylor Blue (91 comments.) Reply:
January 8th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Do you have an award for the best spam comment? I loved it too..
SWASS rocks!