Crafts With Feathers Make Me Squirm

What the frikken frack is this crap now? This kind of craft makes me squirm.  It's not only the feathers that make me think of Alfred Hitchcock raining down on my sensitivities, it's the fact that this angel's body looks like someone found Uncle Frank's wadded up bunch of dried snotty Kleenex, let it dry and then threw some glitter on it. Top that mess off with a half-hearted attempt at a head and you've got the perfect storm of Craftastrophe goodness.  You have to be one bad-ass with a glue gun to hold your laughter long enough to put all this together. boy-feather-angel Furthermore...this: boy-feather-angel-thumb Looks so much like this, you can't help but laugh.
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on January 1, 2009 @ 11:05 am  

3 Responses to “Crafts With Feathers Make Me Squirm”

  1. deb (61 comments.) Says:

    They should make the head out of a beer cap, because then you could make these right at the oyster bar as you are slurping down your next plate.

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  2. velocibadgergirl (57 comments.) Says:

    It’s a turd angel! Hark!

  3. Armen Shirvanian (2 comments.) Says:

    Feathers sure can make an item look somewhat cheap or sloppily put together. This craft is one that would probably have to be one of the last items in a bin for it to be purchased as a gift. Features don’t tend to provide the structured feeling that we are looking for.

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