Breastfeeding has changed my life, expanded my mind, and connected me to my boys in ways I could have never imagined. I am so very passionate about my children and amazed that my milk has helped them grow so beautifully. What an extraordinary power to MAKE MILK, and I woud(sic) do anything to preserve that forever.
I've never put that much thought into it. I mean sure, it's a fact of life, mammals do that, I just don't know that I could be that passionate about a liquid I can shoot from my breast up to a distance of four feet. Not that I've tried or anything because that would just be truly disturbing. Nor have I used it to fend of sexual advances from my husband. Nope. Not ever.
You will need to ship your milk to me. I only need a small amount, aprox around a tablespoon, and it needs to be shipped securely in a sealed bag, breastmilk bags have worked well as they are thick (double bagging is helpful).
I wonder if I'm allowed to send liquid cross border? You think the border guards would have the FBI hunt me down for shipping breast milk? Throw me in jail - Guantanamo Bay - for trying to export a "dangerous" substance into the US?
My breasts. Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Thanks to Rockle for sending us this one.