I don't know anyone who keeps Bed Dolls. I'm not even sure why I capitalized that phrase. They are creepy and legend says that any married man who has Bed Dolls also keeps his testicles in his wife's purse.
That's right. You heard me.
Meet Josephine. That look on her face is directly related to the fact that her eyeshadow slides right up to her eyebrows , not to mention the weirdness protruding from under her petticoats. Sure, they're supposed to look like high heels, but the fact of the matter is those shiny sea foam hooves look more like deformed seahorses.
It's that a bridal gown under that mane of Elvira locks? Poor Josephine. She's destined for a lifetime of Bed Dolling.
At least she doesn't have a face like a can of smashed cornholes like poor Creedence though.
She's got a lifetime of looking after that dirty stub of a baby doll. Doesn't she look thrilled?
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on January 2, 2009 @ 9:05 am