I don’t know anyone who keeps Bed Dolls. I’m not even sure why I capitalized that phrase. They are creepy and legend says that any married man who has Bed Dolls also keeps his testicles in his wife’s purse.
That’s right. You heard me.
Meet Josephine. That look on her face is directly related to the fact that her eyeshadow slides right up to her eyebrows , not to mention the weirdness protruding from under her petticoats. Sure, they’re supposed to look like high heels, but the fact of the matter is those shiny sea foam hooves look more like deformed seahorses.
It’s that a bridal gown under that mane of Elvira locks? Poor Josephine. She’s destined for a lifetime of Bed Dolling.
At least she doesn’t have a face like a can of smashed cornholes like poor Creedence though.
She’s got a lifetime of looking after that dirty stub of a baby doll. Doesn’t she look thrilled?
January 2nd, 2009 at 11:17 am
I wonder if Josephine’s feet are there to be representative of what bound chinese feet would look like if they were made out of horrible plastic and undressed from their bindings and shoes? I’ve seen pics of bound feet and they look a lot like that in shape. Horrid.
January 2nd, 2009 at 11:17 am
Ok I’m NOT going to lie, this is freaky.
she’d love it haha
HAHA send that to our Josephine,
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January 2nd, 2009 at 11:42 am
Yeah, THOSE suckers won’t give me nightmares. *shudder*
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January 2nd, 2009 at 12:28 pm
oh i thought the feet were little blue/green slugs.
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January 2nd, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I am so afraid.
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January 2nd, 2009 at 8:10 pm
That top one, those light green…shoes? Creepy! I could never sleep at night knowing a doll like that was sitting anywhere near me.
January 3rd, 2009 at 12:36 am
Maybe those are for people who really need to stay the hell away from their beds during non sleep hours. Pop one of those creepy things on top and you want to get away as quickly as possible.
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January 3rd, 2009 at 1:51 am
Dear God. If I woke up to either of these in my bed, I’d have to sleep on the couch for a week to recover!
January 3rd, 2009 at 10:07 am
This site gives me nightmares.
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