Maybe Jesus is a bit of a practical joker. I mean, he’s got to be bored granting wishes – (Granting wishes? Like he’s some kinda geni or something *scoff*) – PRAYERS. Listening to your PRAYERS all day. (I say your wishes PRAYERS because I don’t wish pray very often and when I do it’s something like Oh! God! OH GOD! What too much information?) You’d think that he’d like have a little fun once and a while, wouldn’t he?
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I was trying to work out this funny Jesus / Hey-Zeus joke that Jesus plays on Little Jimmy, but then it wasn’t funny.
Then I asked Jesus, why does this have to be so hard!?
To my surprise he responded It doesn’t have to be so hard. You’re thinking about it too much. Why so serious?
OMG. This is going nowhere. I have no idea what to write.
I blame it on the cinnamon buns I ate. The first four were okay, but that fifth one? That b*tch stole my funny.
Jesus, may I have my funny back please?
Or more cinnamon buns?
I’m really sorry that you had to sit through that. I’d give you a cinammon bun for your troubles, but I don’t have anymore.
Blame Jesus.
(I am so going to hell.)
(Is it hell or Hell?)
(Not that it’s that important, but I wouldn’t want to confuse you by telling you I was going to Hell and mean hell – and not the town Hell in Michigan, yanno?)
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December 14th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
You’re so gonna get hate mail for this one….rofl!
December 15th, 2008 at 2:04 am
There’s something very very wrong with this crafter.
December 15th, 2008 at 9:04 am
I’m not sure how the churchy folk might react but I got a feeling some people in Michigan are gonna be pissed.
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