Show Your Love For the Porcelain God

This necklace pendant speaks to me.

It says: You've had a couple drinks while out with your friends. Not realizing just how many until you try and stand up, grasping for the table as you're about to meet the wall head-on. Insisting that you're fine, you use said wall to brace yourself as you realize that the DJ is playing your favourite song. Throwing your hands in the air you scream - at the top of your lungs - that this is your FAVOURITE SONG EVER! and begin to sway as you reach back for the wall to guide you on your ill-fated way to the dance floor. Bumping and grind on the dance floor - completely off any kind of tune - you sway, your eyes begin to roll back and your mouth begins to fill up with saliva. A hot wave passes over you as you realize you need to leave the dance floor NOW! and you head, weaving, towards the restroom. Once there, you slam open the nearest stall and lean over the toilet forgetting the fact that you're in a public washroom and this toilet, whom you have become very close with in the past couple seconds, has been peed in (or on) by probably THREE QUARTERS of the bar's patrons. Nice. Praying to The Porcelain God. That's what it's called and that's what I think of with this pendant. Disclaimer: This story may or may not have happened to someone I know. It also could or could not have been me. Just sayin'. BTW: I love this seller. Seriously. I bought this. { source }
Posted by sam {temptingmama} on December 2, 2008 @ 4:46 pm  

6 Responses to “Show Your Love For the Porcelain God”

  1. Erin (15 comments.) Says:

    This is actually wicked awesome.

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  2. Sarcastica (18 comments.) Says:

    Hah! That reminds me of last Christmas.

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  3. Tracy (16 comments.) Says:

    I love the way it’s one of those u-shaped seats. Those are so easy to clean and I have to think they are more hygienic.

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  4. evabaruk (38 comments.) Says:

    I love the card case you bought.

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  5. Rory Hansen (1 comments.) Says:

    LOL Nice post. Definitely honor the porcelain god. And avoid club toilets at all costs!

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  6. Taylor Blue (91 comments.) Says:

    This reminds me of when I was pregnant and puked all the time. What a great way to remind myself that by wearing this necklace!

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