Just like any other item you sell, it’s important to showcase the fetish-wear. The following is a how-to for showcasing said fetish-wear to entice a buyer.
- Using a backdrop to remove distractions and keep focus solely on the item for sale is a smart decision. A solid colour is best and depending on the colour of the item, using white or black as a backdrop is your best best to highlight your item.
- Make sure that the item is clean, dust-free and orderly. Nothing screams used or unkempt like dust, disorganized and or missing pieces. People will not be enticed by your garbage if it looks like garbage.
- Clear and vivid pictures are a much better way to present the item that’s for sale. Make sure your camera is clean and the image your posting is not blurry or discoloured.
What not to do?
Um.
This….
I have caught myself staring at this creation a couple times. I don’t know why; it’s a freakin’ train wreck. For Realz.
Strike a pose!
HAZZAH!
I can’t stop thinking about the mask. How do you breath in there? Wouldn’t your face get all sweaty and yuck? You have to be a mouth breather in that thing?
Picture it. You’re wanting to do something extra special for your partner. You dress up in this thing, position yourself on the sofa, sip some wine – and mouth breath….
All I can think about is those ski masks….
And.. my work here is done.
Thanks to The Bloggess and Suebob (of course) for this one. Watch your back… I just may be sitting on one of your couches in this sometime near Christmas. Happy Holidays!
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December 16th, 2008 at 9:58 am
normally i am too lazy to click over from my feed reader, but i HAD to come here just so I could say :
OH MY GOD
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
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December 16th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I would find this extremely horrifying to wear. It’s so grandma-church-table bazaar that I know it smells like old Avon perfume and I would not be able to breathe. And the top of this mess probably makes you dance accordian polkas with large carnival stuffed animals full of that cheap crunchy stuffing, and maybe they feed you a Starlight mint every 3 hours, and then you come to love the Starlight mints. Oh, man, I need a Xanax. This is traumatic.
December 16th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
what the….
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
December 16th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Wow. That’s umm odd and not right.
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December 16th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
There are some scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaary folks out there.
But “Who dat?” still made me laugh like a hyena.
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December 17th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Wah? Seriously? I have no words.
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December 18th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Am I the only one that thinks this would be itchier than hell?? I couldn’t imagine wearing that much knitting on my body. I am so claustrophobic can you tell?
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