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They’re fierce.

I love how this is pictured with pink toilet paper. Like any crazed robot fan would use lame pink sh*t tickets. Riiight.
Okay this is kinda creepy. And by ‘kinda’ I mean EXTREMELY.

From the listing:
This necklace is definitely OOAK. I made each “flower” using vintage watch parts and a small metal rose. The doll is from 1890-1920 and is German bisque. This work of art is sure to be a conversation starter.
Conversation starter indeed. Maybe a conversation with the crazy you’re rooming with in the psych ward.
I’m a little morbidly curious as to what happened to the legs. What? Were they a little too over the top?
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The other day my husband and I were arguing about where your poop is stored: in your large intestines or your small intestines.
(Don’t ask. We tend to argue about the weirdest things and more often than not, it ends in a complete Nothing Fight. –> link is NSFW but totally worth it!)
Ya. Apparently neither of us did very well in biology because we never even thought it could be possible that um, your COLON.
Sigh. If only I had found this days before, I would have averted the argument completely by totally WINNING!
I totally giggle each and every time I see or hear the word anus.
Hi. I’m 12.
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