I have to admit, she is kind of fantastic.  The 34 year old in me is hot for technology and the 7 year old girl in me has a soft spot for Barbie, I can’t help it.

I picked up this tree topper about five years go when I was living in Toronto, and I absolutely adore her!  I think as far as tree toppers go she’s very inspiring.

Essentially she’s an upside down plastic party cup with a hole cut in the bottom and a barbie doll poked through.  Her hair piece is part of an old electric razor, her wings are made out of old finishing lures, and the rest of her is adorned with pieces of scrap fabric and wire.

Thanks Nichole!

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Description: 4 snouts, 6 eyes and two ears is bubble. Quite fetching. Photos cannot do it justice.

Hmph. I guess not.

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Thanks Amy!

There are a lot of talented crafters who are independently designing clothes and selling them online.

None of these ‘designs’ belong to talented ‘fashion designers.’

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Don’t blame me for this one, it’s her fault. Nice find Zandor!

Angels and stars have been tree toppers for-evah!

(Which reminds me, step-mom and dad have a goddy ugly orange angel which makes me cringe. I will be sure to post a picture of it after the holidays.)

Isn’t about time for something else to obtain that coveted position atop the Christmas tree?

I mean, you could keep putting angels on the tree, provided of course, they look like this:

If she’s not naughty enough in her transparent nightie … she has a halo around her neck. I’m pretty certain that a symbol of defiance. Yup. Defiant and naughty little angel.

With pipecleaner arms.

What better to hold my fire red demon lights with dear?

I’m so over angels.

I’m all for starting a new Christmas trend, that’s why next year my tree will be the envy of all because I will have the Flying Spaghetti Monster Treetopper.

You heard it hear first people. Angels out. Spaghetti? In.

… Represent your Pastafarian status by topping your Yule tree with this hand-felted Flying Spaghetti Monster tree topper!

Pastafarian? Seriously. I can’t even make that stuff up.

Not in my wildest dreams would I have thought about spaghetti on top of my tree. A star? Yes. Hell, even a snowflake, but a blob of spaghetti? Um. No.

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