Not a Creature Was Stirring, Not Even These Mice

This?  This is the ultimate Craftastrophe. At first glance, they look like some pretty innocent, though heavy-looking earrings.  Upon closer inspection though, I find offense with the red beady eyes, the oddly coloured ears and the thought of those tails tickling my shoulders a la Squirrel Feet Earrings makes my back teeth hurt. mouse2 Combine all of that with these mice buttholes though and my back teeth scurry away! mouse1 But despite this Craftastrophe becoming a classic (in my head), it pales in comparison to this gag-inducing albino mouse head necklace (pun intended): mouse3 Yes Virginia, there is a real mouse on that pendant. {mice earrings, mouse head}
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on December 28, 2008 @ 12:49 pm  

2 Responses to “Not a Creature Was Stirring, Not Even These Mice”

  1. evabaruk (38 comments.) Says:

    Oh my, it’s Mrs. Havisham’s necklace. I’m not sure why that’s the first thing I thought of but there you have it.

    evabaruk’s last blog post..All Work and No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy

  2. Mary (2 comments.) Says:

    i love these and i love your humor! just great! saw you on twitter, btw, and that’s how i ended up here.

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