This?  This is the ultimate Craftastrophe.

At first glance, they look like some pretty innocent, though heavy-looking earrings.  Upon closer inspection though, I find offense with the red beady eyes, the oddly coloured ears and the thought of those tails tickling my shoulders a la Squirrel Feet Earrings makes my back teeth hurt.

Combine all of that with these mice buttholes though and my back teeth scurry away!

But despite this Craftastrophe becoming a classic (in my head), it pales in comparison to this gag-inducing albino mouse head necklace (pun intended):

Yes Virginia, there is a real mouse on that pendant.

{mice earrings, mouse head}

2 Responses to “Not a Creature Was Stirring, Not Even These Mice”

1. evabaruk (38 comments.) Says:
   December 28th, 2008 at 3:28 pm

   Oh my, it’s Mrs. Havisham’s necklace. I’m not sure why that’s the first thing I thought of but there you have it.

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2. Mary (2 comments.) Says:
   December 28th, 2008 at 4:36 pm

   i love these and i love your humor! just great! saw you on twitter, btw, and that’s how i ended up here.

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