I am horrible at buying Christmas gifts. I read far too much into my purchasing. Are they going to like this? What if they already have one? What are they going to think when they open this? Will they think this is ugly? Seriously. I am consumed with anxiety when it comes to Christmas shopping.
Sometimes I buy soaps and shampoo gift baskets for people and then wonder if they’re going to think that I think they stink and this is my way of telling them that they should definitely shower more.
See? Anxiety.
This one? This is a safe bet that someone would be a little pissed at me.
My mom would be the perfect candidate since rodents send her into a fit of crazies. Take for instance, when I was about eight years old we had mice in our house. My mom and I came home from an outing and I was sent in first to check the traps. Seriously. It’s a true story. I’ll never forget the day I came upon a wee little field mouse with the wire trap secured tightly around his neck.
In fact. I think I just may buy this soap right now.
Merry Christmas mommy! Bwahahahaha
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December 6th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
yore sew meen.
December 6th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
excuse me whilst i go bathe now, think i’ll skip the soap and just use scalding water.
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December 6th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
I would buy those. lol. My son would LOVE it!
December 7th, 2008 at 9:04 am
That would be so freaky when it the soap started to come off that thing…nothing like rubbing yourself down with half soap/helf rodent…ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
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December 7th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
I agree with Taylor Blue. That is just so ewwww and gross and yuck.
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December 7th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
@ Taylor Blue:
Ew. I never even thought of that. Rubbing yourself down with exposed plastic rat parts? Nasty!
The more I think about it the more I want to buy it for my mom. LOL
December 7th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
It’s all nasty.. sign me up for a case for my mom.. LOL
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December 7th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Ha! The hit of my friend’s Halloween party was a very similar bar of soap. I did a double, no… a triple-take!
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