From the listing:

Ever look at a pile of logs and wish they were more cuddly?

Uhhh…no.

My imaginary boyfriend did and ended up with this pillow!

Imaginary boyfriend who wishes for cuddly logs?  That explains everything.

Pillow kits contain screen printed wool felt, embroidery floss, a needle, and instructions to make your own log.

Make your own log?

Each one is unique. . . like nature’s logs!

You know there’s a poop joke in there, right?  About real boyfriends and laying logs?

My imaginary boyfriend is a lumberjack! And he’s okay!!!

Maybe so…but you’re not, sweetheart.

Truthfully, I think they are kind of cute.  Like something you’d see piled up on Apartment Therapy in Wendi Wegner’s place, yanno?

Thanks Suebob!

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5 Responses to “I’m a Lumberjack and I Don’t Care…”

1. sam {temptingmama} (152 comments.) Says:
   December 15th, 2008 at 5:18 pm

   ROFL! You totally read my mind because I so had poop jokes running through it!!

   Cuddly logs and imaginary boyfriends? That’s all kindsa wrong if you ask me.

2. Jett (8 comments.) Says:
   December 15th, 2008 at 6:37 pm

   Ever look at a pile of logs and wish they were more cuddly?

   Um, only if the shit I smoked was really, realllllly fine. This takes ‘treehugger’ to a whole new level.

3. alorinna (4 comments.) Says:
   December 16th, 2008 at 7:51 am

   So if you put this pillow on your bed does that mean you wake up with…

   morning wood?

   sorry. just, so sorry.

   I need coffee.

   alorinna’s last blog post..New Ring!

4. Mrs. Tantrum (24 comments.) Says:
   December 16th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

   You said SOFT LOG!!

   BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

   Mrs. Tantrum’s last blog post..Car Conversations

5. evabaruk (38 comments.) Says:
   December 17th, 2008 at 9:40 pm

   All kids love log. I miss Ren and Stimpy.

   evabaruk’s last blog post..I’m a Lucky, Lucky Girl

   Reply from Sam {temptingmama}:
   OMG. I totally forgot about that!!

   I had to find the video of the Ren and Stimpy commercial to share. LOL

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