Poor Foghorn Leghorn. Boys as sharp as a bowling ball. And now with one less leg, he'll roll like one too.
"This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show!"
"Pay attention, boy! I'm cuttin' but you're not bleedin'!"
"Did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white, then blue. Rhode Island, red white and blue! That's a joke, son, a flag-waver! You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em! Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball! Eye. Ball. Eyeball! I almost had a gag, son--a joke, that is!"
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on December 9, 2008 @ 8:30 am