Poor Foghorn Leghorn. Boys as sharp as a bowling ball. And now with one less leg, he’ll roll like one too.

“This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show!”

“Pay attention, boy! I’m cuttin’ but you’re not bleedin’!”

“Did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared ‘em! That Rhode Island Red turned white, then blue. Rhode Island, red white and blue! That’s a joke, son, a flag-waver! You’re built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin’ ‘em and you keep missin’ ‘em! Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball! Eye. Ball. Eyeball! I almost had a gag, son–a joke, that is!”

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3 Responses to “I say I say…We Have Been Flim-Flammed”

1. Lisa Creech Bledsoe (1 comments.) Says:
   December 9th, 2008 at 9:13 am

   Aaah! Don’t EVER post these things first thing in the morning!

2. Cindy (1 comments.) Says:
   December 9th, 2008 at 7:56 pm

   Did you see the price on that thing? $70!!! For a dead bird’s foot? Wonder what I can get for my son’s toenail that fell off?

3. velocibadgergirl (57 comments.) Says:
   December 9th, 2008 at 10:40 pm

   Oh my God. OH MY GOD. Scritchy scratchy germy little lizardy looking BIRD FOOT ON YOUR NECK OH MY GOD. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

   Please excuse me, I have to go bathe in Purell and then set myself on fire to burn off the rest of the heebs that this thing gave me.

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