Look people, I’m currently high on cold medication since my children insist on kissing and hugging me after a day in that germ-infested building they call school.
So while I realize that this post is not necessarily a craft, it does use a doll head and therefore qualifies.
Hey Barbie, whatcha doing in that chicken?
I don’t know what bothers me more: the fact that there is disgusting Barbie hair on someone’s chicken, or the fact that they’ve seasoned this chicken with the obvious intent to eat it, or that somewhere in the cavity of that poultry is naked Barbie faux-gina.
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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on December 13, 2008 @ 9:56 pm
December 13th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
I don’t know…looks like they’ve decapitated her…which is an unfortunate end met by a Barbie or two of mine. Either way it’s creepy. Hope you feel better.
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December 13th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
ROFLMAO – So great to come here for a laugh always.
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December 13th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
At least you’re funny when you’re sick. If I weren’t breastfeeding I would be high as a kite on cold medicine right now.
I am totally turned off chicken now. It really wasn’t so bad until you mentioned the fake Barbie vag. *gag*
December 13th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
FAUX-GINA, Sam. Plasti-Vag. Barbie-birdage.
I love Nyquil. I make up words and they are funny in my head.
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December 13th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
If Barbie is made of plastic, can she have meat curtains still?
December 13th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
I am just so fucking confused.
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December 13th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
oh It’d Barbie Q chicken, took me forever to figure that out
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December 13th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
@evabaruk : took you forever? I didn’t even think of that. Not at all.
Shows what that says about me. LOL
December 13th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
AAAHHHHH!!! That is just SOOOOO WRONG!!!! *shudder*
Feel better!
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December 14th, 2008 at 8:39 am
Okay, that’s just fowl….I didn’t just say that, did I?
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December 14th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Am I the only one who is disturbingly reminded of Paltrow in the fat suit for Shallow Hal ?
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December 14th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I think I am going to have nightmares.
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December 14th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Ummmm. . . will someone please remind me to stop looking at these ghastly things right before bedtime?
Now I’m off to find a happy place.
December 15th, 2008 at 2:05 am
What the flying frickity fuck is this??
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December 15th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
ER??!?
There is no end to the madness man can concoct.
December 15th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
I hate to be the one to point it out, but I think the chicken is impaled on one of those baker spike thingys.
Ok, let’s just not think about that. *shudder*.
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December 16th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Oh my goodness I think my coworkers down the hall heard me laugh at this one.
I don’t know which is worse, that the turkey has a barbie vag, or that barbie has a turkey hoo-hoo.