Looking beyond the very obvious appearance of When Sleazy Meet Trashy, these “corset jeans” make me want to track down this girl’s mother, and hold in contempt for crimes against crafting.  Spray pant on jeans?  Corset-wrapped thighs?

From the listing:

These pants will make any one stop and say “WOW!”

Or, you know, “how much to shemp the hog, little lady?”

Thanks  Stephanie!

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9 Responses to “Makes Me Want to Ground Her Mother Until Menopause”

1. Karen (4 comments.) Says:
   December 29th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

   It looks like this person was slashed, the blood ran in a distinct rectangular pattern, and a crafter happened to find her. Said crafter ran to the trunk of her car and grabbed the ribbon she just got at the dollar spot at her local craft store.

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2. sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Says:
   December 29th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

   The paint isn’t even within the lines of the rectangles she DREW onto the pants. These perfectly good jeans were CUT and PAINTED when done up with ribbon. I think these are just about the fuggliest pants I have EVER seen. INCLUDING stirrup pants!

3. Lotta (15 comments.) Says:
   December 29th, 2008 at 8:09 pm

   This is bringing back horrid flashbacks of a trip to the nurses office in 8th grade that I would rather forget about. Let’s just say I had so much cotton between my legs afterwards it was like I had a weiner in my Guess Jeans.

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4. binders (4 comments.) Says:
   December 29th, 2008 at 8:51 pm

   Shouldn’t that corset go a little higher so her cheeks can provide the ‘cleavage’?

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5. Stephanie Says:
   December 30th, 2008 at 2:19 am

   You’re very welcome Seriously, they’re disgustingly horrible.

6. Ruprecht (23 comments.) Says:
   December 30th, 2008 at 2:58 am

   Good Gordness!

   Something, finally, stupider than “license plates” tattooed on the lower back!

   Three cheers … !!!

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7. Vic (21 comments.) Says:
   December 30th, 2008 at 5:15 am

   Those pants made me stop and say wow. Like WOW how could anyone make such a disgusting pair of pants, let alone wear them!

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8. The Introvert (5 comments.) Says:
   December 30th, 2008 at 5:11 pm

   Hey, at least if she has an “accident” at school and gets stuck without a tampon, people will just think it’s part of the design.

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9. velocibadgergirl (57 comments.) Says:
   January 3rd, 2009 at 2:04 am

   Shit like this makes me wish people had to get a license before being allowed access to the local craft store.