Besides that song, I also have the lyrics “I believe the child are our future, teach them well and LET THEM LEAD THE WAY, show them all the beauty they possess insiiiiiiiiiide….” looping in my head.
From the listing:
Mixed media created from found doll parts and paper epherma from a vintage first aid book.
She is a faceless pregnant girl with a large eyeball protruding from her belly. The eyeball lid blinks closed if you tip her back. There is an antique wash over the entire piece.
The eyeball lid blinks closed if you tip her back.
The.
eyeball.
lid.
blinks.
closed.
if.
you.
tip.
her.
back.
Dear Lord in heaven, I can’t stop laughing. Because if I bought this I’d be tipping her back over and over and over until I died from laughing.
{source} (who is clearly on more drugs than Whitney Houston. Everybody’s searching for a hero, People need someone to look up to, I never found anyone who fulfilled my neeeeeeeed…)
December 5th, 2008 at 10:29 am
I’m so glad you explained that because I didn’t get the faceless part and was totally confused about why her eyeball ass was so high up. I never questioned the eyeball part, just the positioning of the ass.
December 5th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Now that I look closer, it’s so obvious, her feet are facing forward so the eyeball couldn’t possibly be her ass.
Duh.
December 5th, 2008 at 10:46 am
That’s exactly how I felt when I was pregnant. If I’d had a giant blinking eyeball, maybe people wouldn’t have touched my stomach so often.
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December 5th, 2008 at 10:57 am
It looks like a dirty hobo that swallowed its own face.
December 5th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I am totally never having any more children after seeing that. When my son complains of loneliness I’ll direct him here.
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December 5th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
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December 5th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
That makes me cry.
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December 5th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
The only thing that might make that even better is if it had a pull-string on the back to make it talk like Chatty Cathy.
December 5th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Bwaaaaaaahahahahhahaa! Freaking awesome.
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December 5th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Oh man that’s creepy!
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December 6th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Ha. That is awesome and creepy and weird and a whole bunch of other things.
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