When I was 14, my friends set me up on a blind date through a weird teen phone service that was somewhat popular in Toronto. I talked to Bill on the phone a little, then we agreed to meet at the mall.
When I spotted Bill, he also spotted me at the same time. I looked him up and down as he marched right up to me and said, "Hi my namesh Bill. Howshhit goin'? Ish shore name Karen?"
Being the shallow girl I was, I said "No," and turned on my heel.
True story. No idea what made me think of that. Weird.
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on December 8, 2008 @ 4:47 pm