There are a lot of talented crafters who are independently designing clothes and selling them online.
None of these ‘designs’ belong to talented ‘fashion designers.’
You just know that this poor sap has a girlfriend who is trying her hand at designing. I can’t blame the guy for putting this on. He’s likely just dating her. You know what he’s after. (Hint: he can’t wait to get her shirt shirts off.)
If you were on vacation south of the equator, high on fantastic weed and hanging with some equally high surfers, then maybe, maybe I could justify these shorts. Oh who am I kidding? These are hideous.
See dude from the first picture. ‘Cept this poor soul is humoring his sister. Well, step-sister. Who is blind. Who also has no hands. And cuts her fabric with her teeth. And sews her creations with her feet. He looks thrilled doesn’t he? He’s a good boy.
When I said ‘no one would be caught dead in,’ I forgot this lady. She’s at a funeral. For her dignity. Hogwarts called, they want their cloak back.
This guy freaking cracks me up. You know he is trying to emulate the disgusted look of super models that you see in high fashion magazines and on black & white billboards for overpriced perfume. Either that or he just farted. Either way, this hairy mess needs a shower. And a Brillo brush.
‘Whores not wars.’ Oh, how clever. Makes me want to back hand the look off this kid’s face. With my husband’s work boots. At the risk of sounding old, what the hell is wrong with kids today?
While I’m sh*tkicking stupid kids – line her up too. Ugh. What does this even MEAN?
…you’re making clothes in your bedroom from old tourist t-shirts and your mom’s favorite sweater circa 1987. What do you wanna bet she sings Britney Spears in her bedroom too? Oh wait…so do I.
This looks like a varsity jacket, which completely cracks me up. Jocks, meatheads, get it? So if you hold the meat, does that make him an airhead or just a dude who sneaks looks at your butt in the locker room?
Speaking of holding the meat…when slutty meets scissors. Whores, not wars, baby.
December 21st, 2008 at 9:26 pm
I am no fashion plate, but dang, I have never worn anything as hideous as any of this. I especially like the undie guy.
December 21st, 2008 at 9:31 pm
ok, seriously, what is wrong with these people? I know taste is personal, but dang, you at least gotta have some taste, for it to be personal, and here… sorry, I see no trace of taste. nope, not-a-one.
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December 21st, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Whoa — this is bad, bad, bad. But there’s one good thing that came of these fashion atrocities… this hilarious post. Fun writing… “stylin’” humor, for sure!
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December 22nd, 2008 at 12:19 am
Um…I know what “spit on it” means, hahahaha. Uh erm huh…well, it’s kinda something you would hear in a porn. I can elaborate in email.
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December 22nd, 2008 at 9:00 am
Ahhh, not posting me – you’re the only one who gets to be snarky and judgmental. Sounds about right for someone obsessed with crafts.
December 22nd, 2008 at 10:19 am
The board shorts look like something I made once — when I was about ten and learning how to sew and my mom would only let me near the scraps pile.
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December 22nd, 2008 at 11:24 am
The Guy in the underwear looks like he is having dificulty wiping his but after discovering corn in his poo.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:38 pm
that guy in the underwear looks like he’s got something in his pants that is making him uncomfortable, thus he’s using that hidden hand to pick it out. Disturbing, but damn funny.
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December 22nd, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Ok that underwear guy looks like a bad Craig’s list ad. Or like he’s going to go back to his basement and tell the girl in the hole, “It rubs the lotion on it’s skin”.
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December 23rd, 2008 at 7:43 pm
The guy in the underwear’s hot grannies! I’d take and make those manties anytime!
December 29th, 2008 at 3:36 am
oh good god! this is the greatest thing I’ve read all night [and it's been a long night]
I’ll be adding this blog to my blog list and checking in frequently. *slaps knee* oh that was fun!
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