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Royal Doulton Really Pulled An ‘Oops!’

Over Christmas, my family was invited to a lovely dinner over at my brother’s new in-law’s home.   Somewhere between the main course and dessert, we were talking about Christmas decorations and my lovely sister-in-law’s mother pulled out this piece by Royal Doulton.  At first glance, everything seems completely fine.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on December 31, 2008
Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional |
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Sebastian Says Go Big or Go Home!

Okay he didn’t really say that, but check out this non-Craftastrophe rug, knitted on giant needles by Sebastian Schönheit.  The pictures are adorable.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on December 30, 2008
Not a Craftastrophe But Cool Enough to Rate High |
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Billy Goat Benjimans…Goat Gonads…Pan’s Pouch…The List is Endless!

I sent this one to Sam last night and she replied with “OHHHH  I was looking for a new change purse!”

Um, ew Sam.  Just ew.

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Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Crazy Critter Parts |
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Makes Me Want to Ground Her Mother Until Menopause

Looking beyond the very obvious appearance of When Sleazy Meet Trashy, these “corset jeans” make me want to track down this girl’s mother, and hold in contempt for crimes against crafting.  Spray pant on jeans?  Corset-wrapped thighs?

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on December 29, 2008
I Want to Punch a Crafter |
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Sex in Sneakers

What do you do with your kid’s old sneakers?

artscrafts1 Sex in Sneakers

Stuff them with a sinful, steamy session of leprechaun sex, of course!

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You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
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