What is the purpose of a trinket box? What is considered a trinket? Necklaces? Rings? Just small stuff?

Anyway, I digress.

Because whatever it is, it still ain’t going in something like this.

I like funny vag-jay-jay stuff like anyone else (Yes. YOU. You know you love it.) I can’t help it, there’s just something about vag-jay-jay that makes me giggle like a horny little thirteen year old boy.

Well, look at that. A uterus. In your trinket box.

Interesting.

Perfect for your sewing essentials, tampons, condoms, candy, small toys….

Small toys? Small toys, like lady friendly small toys?

Sewing essentials? Um. Okay.

Oh! Hello!

This my friends, is your anatomicaly correct trinket box. To keep your stuff in – like the coasters on the coffee table. Or how about just keeping it on your desk at work with your post its and paper clips?

(I am completely disturbed by the anus, yet oddly drawn to it. Each time I look up from the key board it’s RIGHT THERE staring at me and each time I want to shield my eyes. Gah! The cornhole! AGAIN!)

7 Responses to “You Put The Trinkets in The Box”

1. Karen Sugarpants Says:
   November 10th, 2008 at 1:35 am

   I would totally buy that to keep my tampons in, if it weren’t for the anus. that brown star is staring me down and my legs are jello.
   alas.

2. Meg (1 comments.) Says:
   November 10th, 2008 at 4:13 am

   You know, I didn’t even notice the anus till you pointed it out . . . and now its all I can see.

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3. Femaleprodigy (1 comments.) Says:
   November 10th, 2008 at 8:10 am

   totally saw the anus and totally looking away now.. LOL

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4. Mrs. Tantrum (24 comments.) Says:
   November 10th, 2008 at 8:54 am

   Why wouldn’t you keep your sewing stuff in there? I mean for all those times you have to do an at home do it your self episiotomy?

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5. sam {temptingmama} (146 comments.) Says:
   November 10th, 2008 at 8:59 am

   @ Mrs.Tantrum

   OH.

   MY.

   GOD.

   ROFL.

   You are officially my new best friend.

6. Velma (19 comments.) Says:
   November 10th, 2008 at 9:32 am

   Eeep.

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7. Iris (44 comments.) Says:
   November 10th, 2008 at 12:06 pm

   Oh yeah – a box for condoms … then, at just the right moment, reach for the box and say “First, a lesson in anatomy.” When care enough to share the very best!

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