You Might Wanna Get That Checked Out

Surprisingly, that brown stuff over there is neither fecal matter, nor metres of colon. Stumped as to what this is? Brain feeling somewhat flaccid? Can't get those neurons to stand at attention?  What could that brown stuff BE? It sure is shiny... To the left, to the left... From the seller:
nothing draws attention like a phallic member on your phalanges!! not only is there penis and testicles, but there is a mound of curly-q pubic hair above it all.
Yes folks, that lovely mound of brown stuff that looks like a squirrel crapped on your hand?  PUBIC HAIR. Also, dick is looking quite spotted.  Perhaps he's British, or in need of some special cream. {Thanks Suebob!}
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 15, 2008 @ 12:02 pm  

8 Responses to “You Might Wanna Get That Checked Out”

  1. Holyschmidt - Melanie (4 comments.) Says:

    Nothing says class like a dick ring and a hand tattoo.

  2. Valeta (1 comments.) Says:

    Haha. Why do they pubes remind me of poo? Yuck.

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  3. Elizabeth (6 comments.) Says:

    it’s supposed to be pubes? ewwwwwwwwwwww.

  4. Taylor Blue (91 comments.) Says:

    Nothing says love like pubic hair on your hand. Man…I thought my tattoo got noticed for all the wrong reasons…this one would be worse.

    Who wears penis’ on their hands?? And it’s not even a nice looking one!

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  5. Jack Says:

    He’s not British. He’s circumcised. We don’t do that dumb thing.

  6. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    True Jack… I was referring to the spotted dick. Silly.

  7. Jack Says:

    I know you were, Karen. We Brits are very sharp when it comes to spotting references, as well as dicks. But my point was that the circumcision of the dick trumped its spotted condition as an indication of the likely nationality of its owner.

    We Brits are also incredibly pedantic and tedious. Also, we have no sense of humour.

  8. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    As your Canadian cousin, I’m well aware that we got your sense of humour. It’s too bad really. :)

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