Surprisingly, that brown stuff over there is neither fecal matter, nor metres of colon.
Stumped as to what this is?
Brain feeling somewhat flaccid?
Can't get those neurons to stand at attention? What could that brown stuff BE?
It sure is shiny...
To the left, to the left...
From the seller:
nothing draws attention like a phallic member on your phalanges!!
not only is there penis and testicles, but there is a mound of curly-q pubic hair above it all.
Yes folks, that lovely mound of brown stuff that looks like a squirrel
crapped on your hand? PUBIC HAIR.
Also, dick is looking quite spotted. Perhaps he's British, or in need of some special cream.
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 15, 2008 @ 12:02 pm