I say if I had to kiss this frog on my venture to Prince Charming, I'd rather be a lesbian. It's gaping black rimmed mouth looks like it was coloured on with a sharpie - it's freckles or warts too (what the heck are those?)
And beside the creepy eyes? Are those cheerios? Coloured cheerios?
A wicker effin' frog holding what appears to be a bird turd.
HA HA HA
Your Price Charming frog is presenting you with a dirty, dusty black turd. Thank you for the kiss. Here is your turd.
Note the wicker doily attached to his arse?
You know that some dude just pulled this out of his grandmother's house and is trying to make a quick buck for some doobies. In their haste, the seller hasn't even dusted the turd toting Prince Charming frog. if you're going to sell a crafty at least wipe the dust off.
You better act now, because this beaut is 30% off at the moment: marked down from $17.40. Srsly? $17.40? Not $17.50 - but $17.40.
Oh, but now? Now you can get it for $12.18.
I can haz Prinz?