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You Have To Kiss A Frog To Find Your Prince Charming

I say if I had to kiss this frog on my venture to Prince Charming, I’d rather be a lesbian. It’s gaping black rimmed mouth looks like it was coloured on with a sharpie – it’s freckles or warts too (what the heck are those?)

And  beside the creepy eyes? Are those cheerios? Coloured cheerios?

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A wicker effin’ frog holding what appears to be a bird turd.

HA HA HA

Your Price Charming frog is presenting you with a dirty, dusty black turd. Thank you for the kiss. Here is your turd.

Note the wicker doily attached to his arse?

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You know that some dude just pulled this out of his grandmother’s house and is trying to make a quick buck for some doobies. In their haste, the seller hasn’t even dusted the turd toting Prince Charming frog. if you’re going to sell a crafty at least wipe the dust off.

You better act now, because this beaut is 30% off at the moment: marked down from $17.40. Srsly? $17.40? Not $17.50 – but $17.40.

Oh, but now? Now you can get it for $12.18.

I can haz Prinz?

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 8, 2008 @ 11:53 pm  

2 Responses to “You Have To Kiss A Frog To Find Your Prince Charming”

  1. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    Oh dear Lord…I’m DYING laughing here…seriously, is that HOT DOG??? ROFL ROFL!!

  2. Taylor Blue (84 comments.) Says:

    I am seriously dying…wtf?? I am laughing so hard!! You are so good at this!

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