Comments on: You Better Not Pout, You Better Not Cry Or This Here Santa Will Kick You in The Eye

By: Miss

Miss — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:04:36 +0000

I'm buying this and telling my kid that if he doesn't behave, bad santa will come on Christmas. Miss’s last blog post..My Soundtrack

By: Taylor Blue

Taylor Blue — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 14:15:28 +0000

Okay, I grew up Dutch and seeing those wooden shoes and it being a Dutch thing makes sense to me.... They have Black Pete who gives the bad kids coal in Holland. But the Santa who is called Sinterklaas. (And they also celebrate Christmas on Dec 5) So if you were bad all you would do is have to lift Santa's Head and you could become Black Pete.. total sense to me! But wait, Is that pipe mixture black?? Oh now I am confused.. Okay, am I insane?? Taylor Blue’s last blog post..Milo Ventimiglia Does Regis And Kelly

By: Miss Ann Thrope

Miss Ann Thrope — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:26:11 +0000

Ok so this is totally true. When I was little, I had a stuffed santa with that face. He had a fluffy soft body with a white furry stuff around his hood and red furry body. His face was hard plastic and looked like that. He had a music box and the winder part was where his ass’ole would be and he played Humoresque when you wound his butt.

I loved him. Loved him. I had him up until the great basement flood of ‘99 when I lost him along with a ton of other memory stuff.

That whole thing with the tobacco can body? Um, a person actually had to think that up. That kinda scares me.

By: mommypie

mommypie — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:17:10 +0000

Holy Evil Santa Pipe Bomb. mommypie’s last blog post..THIS is why I carry a spare set of surgical gloves.

By: binders

binders — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:15:58 +0000

Now, you see, all those people I knew in college who were ‘English’ or ‘Literature’ majors thought they’d be the next big thing on the bestseller list. You know, the snooty
‘we think big thoughts’ types. Nope.

In REAL life, they get jobs writing copy, trying to convince people to buy said jacked up Santa’s like this and so many of the other ‘crafts gone wrong’ you showcase so lovingly here.

By: Sandie

Sandie — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:34:19 +0000

EEwwwwwww. Just EEwwwwwww. Sandie’s last blog post..Etsy Holiday Fest - SALE!!!!!

By: Ruprecht

Ruprecht — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:21:16 +0000

You have now given Rupe the way and the means to begin creating holiday fare without fear of reprisal. Thank you. Thank you very much. Ruprecht’s last blog post..Little Known Facts: The Celebrity Edition

By: Lotta

Lotta — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:00:30 +0000

Ok – I updated my Right On Santa! post to include this damn awesome Santa.

http://mom-o-matic.blogspot.com/2008/11/right-on-santa.html

Lotta’s last blog post..Right On Santa!

By: deb

deb — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:57:13 +0000

I totally had a Santa doll with a head almost exactly like that when I was little. Damn, that’s scary looking. Also a blow-up reindeer SET. Classy suburban 70s decorations!

By: Lotta

Lotta — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:56:05 +0000

I actually love that Santa. Stumpy arms and all! But I love a good, crazy Saint Nic. Lotta’s last blog post..Right On Santa!