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When Polymer Meets Prochlorperazine

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Power Leg is a rock star. He’s all the rage with the kids these days.

“Whats this, Billy?”
“Oh, those are tickets to Power Leg’s concert, Mom. Me and Tommy are going.”
“Power Leg, huh? What kind of music is it?”
“Well, they play some music, like rock n roll or something in the background…and then Power Leg comes out on stage.. he’s just a leg, you know? its sooo cool. He hops around as well as he can to the beat and spurts blood around the stage. Sometimes he falls over and just lays there squirming around.”
“That is absolutely disgusting.. I should forbid you to go.”

This is a figurine of Power Leg as he looks during on stage performances.. out and about you’d see him bandaged up and followed by some body guards carrying a bucket of ice.

Power Leg is made of polymer clay and has a yellowish swarovski crystal bead embedded in the top of his thigh bone for bling.

So tell me why Power Leg needs sunglasses on his thigh exactly?

I have no words.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 25, 2008 @ 3:10 pm  

4 Responses to “When Polymer Meets Prochlorperazine”

  1. evabaruk (38 comments.) Says:

    So tell me why Power Leg needs sunglasses on his thigh exactly?

    To either hide the injection marks, you don’t wear those boots without the aid of narcotics, or to stop the glare from his power-knee.

    evabaruk’s last blog post..I Have Reached the End of the Internet

  2. iflyrc0 or Pops_The_Ole_Man_of_the_Net (11 comments.) Says:

    The Chemical Formula of Prochlorperazine is C20H24ClN3S

    Which part of that formula do you suppose the artist of this fine piece of work was on during the 4-8 hours of life it has?

    iflyrc0 or Pops_The_Ole_Man_of_the_Net’s last blog post..Wednesday Weirdness #31: Thanksgiving Edition

  3. followthatdog (27 comments.) Says:

    Power Leg? seriously? Ok, I’m a little worried about this crafter’s sanity. First they make this thing, then they name it “POWER LEG” as though that somehow explains crafting a severed leg out of ANY kind of clay.

    followthatdog’s last blog post..Woo Hoo, check me out!

  4. Jett (8 comments.) Says:

    Way to make me fall completely and totally in love with you, iflyrc0 or Pops_The_Ole_Man_of_the_Net.

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