What’s Got Your Panties in a Bunch?

Since having my first kid and having my lady bits ripped to shreads I developed an aversion to thongs. I don't know what it is, but I can't stand the feeling of fabric all up in my hidey hole. Cute full bottom underpants are hit or miss, but these? These? Are AWESOME.

Nothing screams prepubescent little girl like rainbow hearts!

But wait! They get better!

Might be just me, but I don't necessarily find ass crack to be an appealing feature for many people.

Maybe wedgie-free? Whatever it is. I don't know how you would ever conceal that huge bow under clothing.

Say no to crack!

Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 20, 2008 @ 4:26 pm  

9 Responses to “What’s Got Your Panties in a Bunch?”

  1. TexasRed (4 comments.) Says:

    Wow. That’s just frightening.

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  2. deb on the rocks (2 comments.) Says:

    The space is for your unicorn tale.

    Got fetish?

  3. Lorie Says:

    I’m pretty sure that part goes in front…..


    Oh! I get it! It’s a hat!

  4. JachiCue (8 comments.) Says:

    HAHAHAH Deb…I spit out my water when I read that.

    Undies for Furries.

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  5. followthatdog (27 comments.) Says:

    I’m wearing those right now. Really.

    ok, I’m not. But man, what a story.

    followthatdog’s last blog post..Funny.

  6. Erin (15 comments.) Says:

    It’s just a really good reminder to wash your crack, because it could possibly be on display while wearing these undies.

    Erin’s last blog post..Because I’m jaded…

  7. ali (9 comments.) Says:

    crack=plumber not sexy!

    ali’s last blog post..a great man

  8. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:

    Wow. Thats kind of odd.

    Zandor’s last blog post..Closer to not caring.

  9. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:

    That’s actually disturbing.

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