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It’s Quarter Past Lithium

I have a headache.

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Once again, proving anyone can be a crafter, please find this clock made from a doll head and remnant clunky clock pieces, made by Ashley’s big brother, Todd.  Yes, yes, we have him in shock therapy but the doctors say he needs to continue to express himself.

I’m just glad it wasn’t our poor border collie again.  Jojo is still recovering from being made into a toilet paper roll cover.

Thanks Tanis!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 14, 2008 @ 2:16 pm  

5 Responses to “It’s Quarter Past Lithium”

  1. Iris (44 comments.) Says:

    Ding “It’s 8:20 and I can’t see!”
    Ding “it’s 10:10 and I have horns!”
    Ding “mmmits mix mirty mand my mouff if movered”

    Iris’s last blog post..Anti-Gay Cash Cows

  2. Suebob (46 comments.) Says:

    File under: Not Really That Well Thought-Out

  3. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    @Iris: Imagining you in front of your monitor with clock hands figuring out your comment….hahahahaha!

  4. jennifer (2 comments.) Says:

    when i was little (probably 4 or 5), i snuck out of my bedroom late one night and crept down the hall to watch the movie my parents had on the tv. it happened to be some sort of horror film, and in the only part i got to see before i was caught and summarily sent back to bed there was a cave filled with dolls that had come alive and they were eating the people. serious attack mode and blood and screaming.

    ever since, i have been extra nice to any inanimate object with eyes, in the hopes that, if and when it acquires the gift of life, i would be spared during the inevitable massacre.

    i don’t want to know what movie it was, because i would be tempted to watch it. but this clock reminds me of that, and i think its maker would be in deep fucking shit when that doll head animates and starts the murder spree…

    jennifer’s last blog post.."so when are you gonna write your novel?"

  5. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:

    So damn funny! I featured this post on my blog. I love you.

    Lotta’s last blog post..Craftastophe: "It’s quarter past Lithium"

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