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Title Used By Artist: Meat Bust. I Just Can’t Beat That.

The Meat Bust. The title alone leads me to believe that this craft is just wrong.

That was until I saw the pictures.

Then I KNEW it was just wrong.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

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I can kind of make out what it’s meant to be; some features are visible in this shot: a nose, some lips – but had I shown you this instead? You would not have known.

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The meat bust was more or less intentional, because I do not actually have the talent or patience to make attractive items out of Sculpy. I was going to a Christmas party and felt, at the last minute, that I should provide gifts for the hostess and her boyfriend. I made the boyfriend some horribly uneven dice, and I created that “bust” of the hostess.

I had to ask. I couldn’t go on not knowing what would drive someone to make this… this…

It kinda looks like a turkey’s hangy doodle thingy… the gobbler… what’s that thing called?

I…. Well… Um…. Uh… Wha?

Some of the tags used by the artist:

crap, junk, crafts, Christmas, gifts, bust, meat, sculpture, fine art, bad, crappy, craptastic

Bwahahahah AHAHAHAH ahahah HAHA

I think I am like.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 18, 2008 @ 6:30 pm  

One Response to “Title Used By Artist: Meat Bust. I Just Can’t Beat That.”

  1. Craftnasty Caro Says:

    Oh, gawd!

    Kind of reminds me of the Flesh Dress though…
    http://schools.walkerart.org/swita/all2.html?ref=all:31

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