What is it?  To describe “Future Uncertain” I have to turn it over to the artist…(dying laughing….get ready)

She transforms. She comes apart & has secrets within her hollows. She stands among her Universe ~ garden of Life & Death via magnets in her feet. There are bones, a skull, and most important, Father Raven, who is active in trying to carry away her memories of the past to feed his children.

She is a gambler and plays with dice & numbers. She holds a branch from the Tree of Life and looks back at the ghost white tree of death.

She understands that there is something more to life but she must live first every day as if it is the last.

This is so beyond bizarre I don’t even know where to start, but it looks like she needs a homemade green tampon, stat.

$5000.

FIVE.

THOUSAND.

DOLLARS.

I have no words.

{suebob is in need of a padded cell.  with ethernet.}

11 Responses to “The Markup On This Has To Be 80,000 Percent”

1. Babybloomr (1 comments.) Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 1:11 pm

   Are those Skittles?
   Because that would be awesome.

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2. Angie (1 comments.) Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

   Well, there is art, and then there is… *cough* this thing.
   The future is not uncertain; that thing is dead. Someone should bury it. Quickly.

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3. Gina (1 comments.) Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 2:09 pm

   WTF is it? A barbie rolled in those annoyingly hard little sprinkles?

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4. Arielle Weiler (1 comments.) Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

   Oh my god! I love it! Is that a Barbie covered in beads?

   My favorite part is the growths on her legs. Sexy.

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5. daysgoby (12 comments.) Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

   Is that another mouth at her thighs?

   I….need to back away. Slowly.

   daysgoby’s last blog post..they’re back

6. Elizabeth (6 comments.) Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

   I’m backing away right behind daysgoby. That is just so many kinds of wrong.

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7. Paunchiness (2 comments.) Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 4:48 pm

   That’s pretty cool. I wouldn’t spend 5k of powerball winnings on it but it’s nice to look at.

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8. Iris (44 comments.) Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 9:24 pm

   That chick has some serious saddlebags and a bad case of Angelina Jolie lips! Is that the new Pixelated Barbie? That took talent …. no, chutzpah …. not that either. Why can’t I make something like that and get paid megabucks? Then again, did the item actually SELL? I want to meet the person that bought it – I have some dust bunnies I can sparkle up and sell for 10K each!!!

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9. Karen Sugarpants Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 9:26 pm

   @Iris: Considering it’s “circa 1994,” I’m guessing she hasn’t thought to bring it down in price…by about $4995.

10. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 10:17 am

    Wow. It kind of looks like it’s made out of sprinkles.

    Zandor’s last blog post..I don’t think it’s working.

11. DC (4 comments.) Says:
    November 15th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    Yes, ugly. However, time-wise, $5000 is actually totally reasonable.

    Guess you’ve never done off loom.

    Still, ugly.

    DC’s last blog post..Petal – OOAK