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The Markup On This Has To Be 80,000 Percent

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What is it?  To describe “Future Uncertain” I have to turn it over to the artist…(dying laughing….get ready)

She transforms. She comes apart & has secrets within her hollows. She stands among her Universe ~ garden of Life & Death via magnets in her feet. There are bones, a skull, and most important, Father Raven, who is active in trying to carry away her memories of the past to feed his children.

She is a gambler and plays with dice & numbers. She holds a branch from the Tree of Life and looks back at the ghost white tree of death.

She understands that there is something more to life but she must live first every day as if it is the last.

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This is so beyond bizarre I don’t even know where to start, but it looks like she needs a homemade green tampon, stat.

$5000.

FIVE.

THOUSAND.

DOLLARS.

I have no words.

{suebob is in need of a padded cell.  with ethernet.}

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 12, 2008 @ 1:03 pm  

11 Responses to “The Markup On This Has To Be 80,000 Percent”

  1. Babybloomr (1 comments.) Says:

    Are those Skittles?
    Because that would be awesome.

    Babybloomr’s last blog post..I am not dead.

  2. Angie (1 comments.) Says:

    Well, there is art, and then there is… *cough* this thing.
    The future is not uncertain; that thing is dead. Someone should bury it. Quickly.

    Angie’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: Cuteness Overload

  3. Gina (1 comments.) Says:

    WTF is it? A barbie rolled in those annoyingly hard little sprinkles?

    Gina’s last blog post..Last Night I Became an American

  4. Arielle Weiler (1 comments.) Says:

    Oh my god! I love it! Is that a Barbie covered in beads?

    My favorite part is the growths on her legs. Sexy.

    Arielle Weiler’s last blog post..Little Green Giraffe

  5. daysgoby (12 comments.) Says:

    Is that another mouth at her thighs?

    I….need to back away. Slowly.

    daysgoby’s last blog post..they’re back

  6. Elizabeth (6 comments.) Says:

    I’m backing away right behind daysgoby. That is just so many kinds of wrong.

    Elizabeth’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: Hats and Hairclips

  7. Paunchiness (2 comments.) Says:

    That’s pretty cool. I wouldn’t spend 5k of powerball winnings on it but it’s nice to look at.

    Paunchiness’s last blog post..Fish Oil – Weight Loss & Depression Benefits

  8. Iris (44 comments.) Says:

    That chick has some serious saddlebags and a bad case of Angelina Jolie lips! Is that the new Pixelated Barbie? That took talent …. no, chutzpah …. not that either. Why can’t I make something like that and get paid megabucks? Then again, did the item actually SELL? I want to meet the person that bought it – I have some dust bunnies I can sparkle up and sell for 10K each!!!

    Iris’s last blog post..Addendum to "Fall" blog

  9. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    @Iris: Considering it’s “circa 1994,” I’m guessing she hasn’t thought to bring it down in price…by about $4995.

  10. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:

    Wow. It kind of looks like it’s made out of sprinkles.

    Zandor’s last blog post..I don’t think it’s working.

  11. DC (4 comments.) Says:

    Yes, ugly. However, time-wise, $5000 is actually totally reasonable.

    Guess you’ve never done off loom.

    Still, ugly.

    DC’s last blog post..Petal – OOAK

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