The Death of Santa: Loopy Art Doll Nina

From the listing:
Nina turned nine this year, it is also the year she learned the truth about Santa. Nina is hand sculpted and hand painted in acrylics. She is one of a kind as I never use molds. Her dress is made from stiffened fabric. Green glass eyes and black mohair. She stands 7" tall and approx 4" wide
Wait, what?  Nina TURNED NINE THIS YEAR?  Then, why, pray tell, has she so OBVIOUSLY been on a bender for a week?  She looks like she just crawled out of the bottle of JD her gramps has been keeping under his rocker for 23 years. Oh right, because she just found out Santa isn't real.  Somebody get this $110 doll a hit of meth because chick is gonna freebase her way into next week when I tell her the tooth fairy and easter bunny are also childhood lies our parents tell us.
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 7, 2008 @ 3:23 am  

2 Responses to “The Death of Santa: Loopy Art Doll Nina”

  1. Hillary (1 comments.) Says:

    Oh dear heavens! She reminds me of that painting/sculpture Pheobe from Friends made and tried to give to Rachel and Monica.

    Hillary’s last blog post..Mama Had a Baby and Her Head Popped Off

  2. Iris (44 comments.) Says:

    She reminds me of those waif pictures from the 70s – Margaret Keane’s work http://www.keane-eyes.com/
    Your commentary is hysterical and I now have a new favorite website to visit!

    Iris’s last blog post..Addendum to "Fall" blog

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