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Someone Got a Laminator For Their Birthday!

Um hai. I can haz watch?

watch dress Someone Got a Laminator For Their Birthday!

It’s like a really messed up version of some dude selling watches out of the liner of his trench coat.

Minus the trench coat.

And the watches.

watch dress2 Someone Got a Laminator For Their Birthday!

196 cut out and laminated watches.

196 reasons this dress shouldn’t exist.

Laminated paper. A laminated paper dress. For $2, 800.

I am concerned.

For Serious.

watch dress3 Someone Got a Laminator For Their Birthday!

Wanna watch? I have watches! Pick one! Pick one! Any one! Get your watches here people! Cheap watches!

I think I just found my outfit for BlogHer 2009.

Add my accessories …

obama purse Someone Got a Laminator For Their Birthday!

Hey, Obama lover. Hands off. It’s MINE. Get your own Obama purse.

watch 300x300 Someone Got a Laminator For Their Birthday!

Hmmm I wonder if there’s a laminate straight jacket to complete the ensemble?

{ source }

Dear source, I was totally joking about the straight jacket. Your items are wonderful. Seriously. Please don’t laminate me.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 21, 2008 @ 1:00 pm  

8 Responses to “Someone Got a Laminator For Their Birthday!”

  1. Marilou Says:

    You have not lived until you have given your mom the “DIRTY DIRTY DRESS” from same seller. What? It’s only $1200. So worth it.

  2. miss thystle (10 comments.) Says:

    and it’s not even flattering. that’s the real crime here.

    miss thystle’s last blog post..Imitation Mondays; Less tasty than imitation vanilla

  3. Stephanie Says:

    I heard that seller is supposedly a huge stuckup narcissist or whatever. There was some controversy over her, I Believe.

  4. Ohsoretro (4 comments.) Says:

    she’s missing a few rows of watches there..

  5. Jett (8 comments.) Says:

    I lurrrrrve the fact that the ’straps’ look like scotch tape, as well.

    I imagine this is what it looks like when elementary school teachers go off the deep end. This is the kind of stuff they ‘make’ at the ’special home’.

  6. Kelly Says:

    I’ll take a rolex please

  7. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:

    This reminds me of project runway.

    Zandor’s last blog post..Why i’m done listening to you:

  8. PaganPup Says:

    Why am I thinking that site is a copyright infringement lawsuit waiting to happen???

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