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Since When is Drury Lane Part of a Red Light District?

I love handmade Christmas ornaments, especially ones from when I was little; those my friends are complete CRAFTASTROPHES! There’s nothing better than pulling those things out at Christmas.

Gingerbread men are a holiday institution.

This dude, however? Little disturbing.

gingerbreadman Since When is Drury Lane Part of a Red Light District?

The eyes! The eyes are a little to realistic – like there’s a REAL man encased in all that fabric!

This gingerbread man is perfect for your Christmas tree or stocking stuffer.

gingerbreadman2 Since When is Drury Lane Part of a Red Light District?

He even has a super cute backside! He is 5 1/2″ long, has curly locks and even sports a thong!

A jewel encrusted thong on a gingerbread man? Oh! The humanity!

WITH suspenders!!

I don’t know that I’ll ever eat another gingerbread man cookie without visions of stripper poles and male dancers again.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 17, 2008 @ 11:45 am  

3 Responses to “Since When is Drury Lane Part of a Red Light District?”

  1. Vic (15 comments.) Says:

    Clearly you’ve never walked down there at the wrong time of night…

    Vic’s last blog post..For lack of proper blogging material…

  2. Shannon (1 comments.) Says:

    I learned in an English class that the original Drury Lane WAS, in fact, not the place where ladies of “quality” were hanging out. Hilarious! :)

    Shannon’s last blog post..Picture memes with a side of nostalgia

  3. Iris Carter (44 comments.) Says:

    Sports thong? Cute backside? I came across this – maybe they could share the wardrobe?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cMGavj4jD0&feature=related

    Iris Carter’s last blog post..Hell hath no fury like a MotrinMom

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