Note from the seller:

Part of my shell family , another clam that needs an attitude adjustment! He is sticking his tounge {sic} out at you trying to squirt a little lemon on you! raw clams can be bad for you !!!!

Naughty, naughty clam. Trying to spit at me.

Raw clam can be bad for you?

Kinda like pink taco?

(Hi. I have the sense of humour of a 12 year old boy.)

But what is the clam part made of? Because? Um? That black spot? Dude, you might wanna get that checked.

And the little drawer its attached to? Well. Um. Ah.

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* From the instant I saw this image, I had that Carl Carlton song in my head… “She’s a Bad Mamma Jamma”

2 Responses to “She’s a Bad Mamma Jamma*”

1. Larry (1 comments.) Says:
   November 18th, 2008 at 7:52 am

   dropped by from Commentluv but have to say “where do you get these things?” — they are hilarious!
   Considering I think I’m a bit crafty myself, will be back to check out more disasters.

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2. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:
   November 18th, 2008 at 1:21 pm

   Too. Many. Dirty. Jokes. Coming. Into. My Head. Must. Stop.

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