Dane Cook does this bit about superpowers and how he would love to have the ability to shoot spaghetti out of his fingers. Like if he was on a date and the date was rude, he could just shoot spaghetti all over her and say, "Here. You are rude. Eat your spaghetti."
? Made for Dane.
She calls it a summer scarf.
You crafters who are trying to start trends
? EPIC FAIL
No one needs a summer scarf. NO ONE. Here's your spaghetti. You are rude. Pleh! Spaghetti. RUDE.
p.s. This isn't knitting or crocheting, this is CUTTING HOLES IN PERFECTLY GOOD FLEECE.
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 17, 2008 @ 3:01 pm