Dane Cook does this bit about superpowers and how he would love to have the ability to shoot spaghetti out of his fingers.  Like if he was on a date and the date was rude, he could just shoot spaghetti all over her and say, “Here. You are rude.  Eat your spaghetti.”

This scarf?  Made for Dane.

She calls it a summer scarf. You crafters who are trying to start trends?  EPIC FAIL.

No one needs a summer scarf.  NO ONE.  Here’s your spaghetti.  You are rude.  Pleh!  Spaghetti.  RUDE.

p.s. This isn’t knitting or crocheting, this is CUTTING HOLES IN PERFECTLY GOOD FLEECE.

RUDE!

Thanks Suebob!

4 Responses to “RUDE!”

1. miss thystle (10 comments.) Says:
   November 17th, 2008 at 4:56 pm

   In the first picture, it looks like the goo that Predator shoots his victims with. I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

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2. Marilou Says:
   November 17th, 2008 at 8:47 pm

   OMG! Who WOULDN’T pay $65 for this!?

3. flutter (56 comments.) Says:
   November 17th, 2008 at 9:07 pm

   I think I just peed my pants. Is there a scarf for that?

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4. deb (58 comments.) Says:
   November 17th, 2008 at 9:59 pm

   It looks like an eco lesson in why we have to cut up our six pack rings before tossing them so the birds don’t get stuck.

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