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Ring The Bell. School’s in Suckas

MC Hammer called…he wants his pants back.

mc hammer pants Ring The Bell. Schools in Suckas

I actually can remember wanting a pair of pants like this. I thought they would make me dance like MC Hammer. I would be able to shuffle back and forth with reckless abandon: the evny of all my friends.

I didn’t even care for the flygirl-like black spandex. I wanted The Hammer Pants.

Oh, how young and naive I was.

For a little nostalgia, beak it down…

Off to shuffle across my kitchen like I’m high on Sweethearts candies and Jolt.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 23, 2008 @ 11:00 am  

6 Responses to “Ring The Bell. School’s in Suckas”

  1. Heather (2 comments.) Says:

    lol, I cloth diaper my daughter, and I totally need those pants to cover the acreage of her enormous terry-cloth booty. Wonder if Butterick makes a pattern…

    Heather’s last blog post..Moms outraged over Motrin’s new ad

  2. followthatdog (27 comments.) Says:

    Nooooo! I need no more reminders of that era.

    followthatdog’s last blog post..Funny.

  3. Kathy (7 comments.) Says:

    I actually can remember wanting a pair of pants like this.

    Every boy in my junior class who thought he was even the least but cool wore a pair of those.

    Kathy’s last blog post..Sh*t from an old notebook

  4. PZR (1 comments.) Says:

    Simplicity made a pattern for MC Hammer pants — properly licensed and everything:

    http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/2007/12/vintage-sewing.html

  5. Velma (19 comments.) Says:

    I’ve been following MC Hammer on Twitter, and I don’t think he wants THOSE ugly things back.

    Velma’s last blog post..It’s All About Me

  6. sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Says:

    @Velma: HAHA You follow MC Hammer? I KNEW there was a reason I love you so.

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