
Want a gift for that teacher that you can’t stand?

This gorgeous handmade necklace is guaranteed to attract attention to its owner! The pendant has the same doll photo on each side, encased in glass. It is made with black sheer ribbon and lace, measuring at 1.5 inches by 1.5 inches.
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Posted by Karen Sugarpants
on November 24, 2008
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We crafty vixens here at Craftastrophe are die-hard fans of the blog Cake Wrecks. If you haven’t subscribed to the hilarity of that site, we highly recommend you hustle your behind over there tout suite. Once you’re done here of course.
In the wiggity-whack world of decoupage and googly eyes, there have been many an instance where we have stumbled upon cakes in many forms.
As we bow before the greatness that is Cake Wrecks Dot Blogspot Dot Com, we offer the following Craftastrophes as a symbol of bloggy friendship. Mind your step as you journey with us.
First Up: The Hostess Cupcake Wristlet Purse:

Karen Sugarpants: Oh the dreaded Hostess cupcake. My Granny used to force feed us those at the cottage so she didn’t have to stop knitting to make lunch. “Take two they’re small,” still echoes through my head. Probably because I don’t have any teeth.
Sam: Is that icing made of puff paint? I don’t think I’ve ever been as turned off chocolate as I am at this moment. How do you get inside that thing? Or is it just meant to be a wrist decoration? Nothing screams food issues like wearing your favourite cupcake on your wrist.
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Hey Pa! I done gone bagged us a bigg’un. That there deer was UUGE Pa and I got’er.
Iz gunn uz ‘er hooves fer mah gun rack Pa! Ain’t that a good ider? Hooves fer mah gun Pa.

No Pa, uz gotta git yer own fer that coat rack. These there hoover ‘er mine fer mah gunz.
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I’ve never eaten brain, but this little delight has. Oh I don’t mean the rip-off doll, I mean the artist designer crafter.
Guess how much this is?
Go on, guess.
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Meet Sheri the Sick Peptobismol and Bob the Overworked Red Bloodcell. (sic)
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