I don’t doubt the amount of work that’s gone into this master piece, but HOLY MOLY!

I like turkeys just as much as the next guy: these gobbly fugly birds are fun to get going with fake gobbling through the fence and they taste good – but I never ever thought of them as a the perfect specimen for crafty works of art.

Until this, of course.

Remember The Gullet Mullet?

Just envision your turkey dinner. The family has gathered around the table, awaiting the glorious meal prepared. Grandpa has seated himself at the head of the table after carving the bird, the smell of turkey emanating through out the house….

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Somehow it reminds me of childbirth.

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When someone says cornucopia I envision corns. On your feet. Needless to say, I hate that word. I prefer Horn of Plenty.

Though, horn still sounds like corn. Whatevs.

But this? This horn of plenty is missing one thing.

The PLENTY.

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Happy Thanksgiving to our dear friends to the south!

May your guts expand with fowl and you fall asleep with your pants undone with friends and family close by.

Eat some pumpkin pie for me – extra whip puhlease!

Now!

On with the fugly turkeys!

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Q: What happens if you drag a kite behind your car, along a highway, in a hurricane?

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