Oh Hey, I’m the Coffee Fairy

Every morning, before my eyes are even open, I think about coffee.  It's my main focus until I can get that heavenly caffeine pulsing through my veins.  Many a cold Canadian morning, I've often dreamt lazily about a coffee fairy making the coffee for me.  (Mostly because I'm too lazy to set it up at night for the timer.) Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine this Beetlejuice-esque freak of nature would be the fairy of my dreams. NOTE: NSFW or KIDS.  Click at your own visual peril. Course if she put some panties on, I might let her live with me as long as the coffee is hot.  God knows the house she is currently living in is a pigsty.  Nice dusty vag there CF!  Pleh.  Her wings look like they are made from dead skin.  Pleh. Blargh. Barf.
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 20, 2008 @ 2:04 pm  

3 Responses to “Oh Hey, I’m the Coffee Fairy”

  1. sam {temptingmama} (164 comments.) Says:


    Nothing like a little vag with your coffee.

  2. Vic (15 comments.) Says:

    That is so me in the morning before I’ve had my coffee – I do always remember to put on the undies though…

    Vic’s last blog post..The Own-Up Challenge

  3. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:

    oh my gosh..

    Zandor’s last blog post..My family found out everything.

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