Every morning, before my eyes are even open, I think about coffee.  It’s my main focus until I can get that heavenly caffeine pulsing through my veins.  Many a cold Canadian morning, I’ve often dreamt lazily about a coffee fairy making the coffee for me.  (Mostly because I’m too lazy to set it up at night for the timer.)

Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine this Beetlejuice-esque freak of nature would be the fairy of my dreams.

NOTE: NSFW or KIDS.  Click at your own visual peril.

Course if she put some panties on, I might let her live with me as long as the coffee is hot.  God knows the house she is currently living in is a pigsty.  Nice dusty vag there CF!  Pleh.  Her wings look like they are made from dead skin.  Pleh. Blargh. Barf.

3 Responses to “Oh Hey, I’m the Coffee Fairy”

1. sam {temptingmama} (146 comments.) Says:
   November 20th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

   LMFAO! OMG.

   Nothing like a little vag with your coffee.

2. Vic (15 comments.) Says:
   November 21st, 2008 at 5:04 am

   That is so me in the morning before I’ve had my coffee – I do always remember to put on the undies though…

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3. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:
   November 21st, 2008 at 10:01 am

   oh my gosh..

   Zandor’s last blog post..My family found out everything.