Every morning, before my eyes are even open, I think about coffee. It's my main focus until I can get that heavenly caffeine pulsing through my veins. Many a cold Canadian morning, I've often dreamt lazily about a coffee fairy making the coffee for me. (Mostly because I'm too lazy to set it up at night for the timer.)
Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine this Beetlejuice-esque freak of nature would be the fairy of my dreams.
NOTE: NSFW or KIDS. Click at your own visual peril.
Course if she put some panties on, I might let her live with me as long as the coffee is hot. God knows the house she is currently living in is a pigsty. Nice dusty vag there CF! Pleh. Her wings look like they are made from dead skin. Pleh. Blargh. Barf.
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 20, 2008 @ 2:04 pm