Well, well... tis a group of happy uteruses uterus uteri.
Hello Happy Uteri!
Sparkling, happy, uteruses with grins.
Such smiley happy lady bits.
Why are you so happy uteri?
It's uteri all around!
A tiny happy uterus, made with love. For our daughters, nieces, granddaughters, and friends, who are approaching menarche or have just begun to menstruate. For women who are hoping to conceive, or praying to heal. For women and girls of all kinds, all ages, all beliefs. For gynecologists, obstetricians, midwives, doulas, feminists, grandmothers, and Girl Scouts. ;) Even toddlers love the tiny happy uterus!
Please specify whether you would like your item to include "flow" or "no flow".Um. Ew. But, should I specify flow - will it be happy too?
Pink felt, padded with polyfill and good cheer.It had to have been a man that made these. No woman I know considers her uterus happy. Hey uterus. Come talk to me when you suffer from raging hormones and cramping bad enough you want to give yourself a hysterectomy at the kitchen table. Happy uterus. *pffft*