Well, well... tis a group of happy uteruses uterus uteri.

Hello Happy Uteri!

Sparkling, happy, uteruses with grins.

Such smiley happy lady bits.

Why are you so happy uteri?

A tiny happy uterus, made with love. For our daughters, nieces, granddaughters, and friends, who are approaching menarche or have just begun to menstruate. For women who are hoping to conceive, or praying to heal. For women and girls of all kinds, all ages, all beliefs. For gynecologists, obstetricians, midwives, doulas, feminists, grandmothers, and Girl Scouts. ;) Even toddlers love the tiny happy uterus!

It's uteri all around!

Please specify whether you would like your item to include "flow" or "no flow".

Um. Ew. But, should I specify flow - will it be happy too?

Pink felt, padded with polyfill and good cheer.

It had to have been a man that made these. No woman I know considers her uterus happy. Hey uterus. Come talk to me when you suffer from raging hormones and cramping bad enough you want to give yourself a hysterectomy at the kitchen table. Happy uterus. *pffft*

12 Responses to “Oh Happy Day! It’s a Happy Uterus!”

1. Suebob (91 comments.) Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 1:01 am

   Holy fallopian tubes, batman!

2. Jessica (from It's my life...) (2 comments.) Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 1:17 am

   I’m sorry, is that cute little red heart the “flow?” Because my flow? Is no cute little red heart.
   These are HILARIOUS. Wonder if my OB has one yet…

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3. Karen Sugarpants Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 3:04 am

   Have a happy period.

4. Kath Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 4:02 am

   OK so if I get the “happy uterus” do I get the knitted tampons for free? Or at least at a discount? Seems wrong to have one without the other?

5. imelda (1 comments.) Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 9:35 am

   This looks like something The Bloggess would give as Christmas gifts! Uterus/Vagina, same thing

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6. saintseester (2 comments.) Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 9:54 am

   I’ve not ever commented before, but I cannot hold back any longer. “Even toddlers love them?” Can you just imagine seeing a toddler running around hugging on this in the walmart???

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7. HurricaneAD (1 comments.) Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 9:54 am

   Disturbing

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8. Sazaran (1 comments.) Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 11:16 am

   As if starting your period (as your mom drags you through the entire town visiting their work places bragging to all her lady friends that her little girl is now a woman and just might need to start birth control or else she will get pregnant at the tender age of 12 and shame the whole family ) isn’t embarrassing enough. Sheesh.

9. Iris (44 comments.) Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

   Does it come with a box of “Always” with the lovely strips that say, “Have a happy period”?

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10. Kendar Says:
    November 15th, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    I have seen these before and I actually think these things are adorable!

11. Jen (3 comments.) Says:
    November 17th, 2008 at 2:21 am

    These are cute. If I still worked as an OB/Gyn nurse, I would want one in each exam room.

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12. FOW (6 comments.) Says:
    November 17th, 2008 at 10:05 am

    LOVE LOVE LOVE

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