Flash drives are important devices for protecting sensitive information or transporting your files, but nothing ever said Don’t be touching my important in-for-mash-ion! like this flash drive – um – cover does.

You’re curious, aren’t you? DYING to know?

The crafter was inspired by the cookie cutter they found on Boing Boing and decided that they needed to create this hideous little guy.

A fetus flash drive.

A FETUS flash drive?

I don’t care who you are – and I am a mother of two little boys who I love UNCONDITIONALLY – fetuses are ugly. Beady little sunken in eyes, disproportioned everything I can’t help my feelings of being creeped out looking at images of them.

But aside from the fact that this is a FETUS – that has a flash drive coming out of its BUTT (which, I do believe, should be coming from its stomach area) – I think the crafter’s (and sorry crafter, but I am using that term lightly) descriptions for creating this thing are nearly as disturbing.

(I couldn’t help but laugh though. Because, well, I’m disturbed.)

(I condensed it just to show the title of each step. You can click through if you’re interested in seeing how to create this beast.)

• Get the baby making materials.
• Plan your pregnancy.
• Sew up your baby.
• Mutilate your baby.
• Put an iron on your baby’s face.
• Stuff your baby.
• A new kind of child abuse – shove your flashdrive into your baby.
• Name your baby, ’cause your finished.

So wrong. But I can’t help but laugh – which I really think was the “crafter’s” intentions.

So laugh away!

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7 Responses to “New Fangled Flash Drives Bound to Get Some Attention”

1. flickrlovr (1 comments.) Says:
   November 29th, 2008 at 3:42 pm

   Sick. Funny, but sick. That is so bizarre-FETUS flash drives…not for me. Haha.

2. Iris Carter (44 comments.) Says:
   November 29th, 2008 at 4:55 pm

   After you plug it in, does it suck the life out of the computer, charge up and grow? “Mighty Megabytes, Batman!”

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3. Sabra (1 comments.) Says:
   November 29th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

   Oh, um. Okay. Sadly, I knew exactly what that was before the jump. I’ve got several ultrasound pictures of my eldest when she was still a fetus, and being that it was my fetus, I thought she was rather cute.

   I must admit, though, that miscarrying has really done me in for fetus-shaped crafts. This is somehow worse than the fetus-shaped coin purse at the Anti-Craft

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4. Jerri Ann (1 comments.) Says:
   November 29th, 2008 at 5:09 pm

   I have one shaped like a Mickey Mouse head and people love it, including me! But, this…hummmm not sure about this little thing!

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5. Weeping Sore (1 comments.) Says:
   November 29th, 2008 at 6:59 pm

   It’s on my Xmas list already, and I don’t even know what a flash drive is. I just find fetus humor irresistibly funny.

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6. Gini (1 comments.) Says:
   November 30th, 2008 at 5:08 am

   Wow. I’ve seen some odd creations, but this one sure ranks up there. I’ve seen a tower or toothpicks, bedpans festively painted, and keychains with a little rubber cow that poops. But a fetus flash drive? What ever happened to good old flash drives that are hidden in watches and stashed away in boxes of tampons?

7. Mrs. Tantrum (24 comments.) Says:
   November 30th, 2008 at 11:09 am

   What the hell is this “crafter” smoking? Not only is the dang thing all kinds of wrong, the description is just way way disturbing too. Let’s hunt her down with pitchforks and fire and shove them up her butt!