My Vagina Just Slammed Shut.

What the heck is this?
MoTowne as a vibrator. Inspired by that lovable scamp & made with his actual hair!
Um, I hate to tell you this, but that isn't his actual hair.  CelebrityHair.com sent you the wrong one.  That is most definitely David Caruso's hair. Or quite possibly the hair of a dog.  Or a pony. p.s. He looks like he's already seen the inside of a vagina. p.p.s. Is that paper mache? p.p.p.s. A big hairy thank you to Mom-O-Matic for sending this vaginal nightmare in. {source}
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 25, 2008 @ 7:17 am  

9 Responses to “My Vagina Just Slammed Shut.”

  1. iflyrc0 or Pops_The_Ole_Man_of_the_Net (11 comments.) Says:

    Who is that ‘lovable scamp’ they speak of??

    - Mom-O-Matic suggested this ‘vibrator’ – will this make that one thing women crave organism-matic?

    What a way to start the day…

    iflyrc0 or Pops_The_Ole_Man_of_the_Net’s last blog post..TMI Tuesday #162

  2. iflyrc0 or Pops_The_Ole_Man_of_the_Net (11 comments.) Says:

    Must proof read – Must proof read – in my defense I am 3/4 blind AND I still have NOT had coffee yet…

    I typed ‘orgasm’ as ‘organism’ – a organism having a orgasm – an automatic orgasm – f*ck it, I’m going back to bed – will start over later today.

    iflyrc0 or Pops_The_Ole_Man_of_the_Net’s last blog post..TMI Tuesday #162

  3. evabaruk (38 comments.) Says:

    I like they describe it as a new (unused) silver bullet vibrator. Like now I’ll stick that near my hoo haw. It’s very Nurse Ratched.

    evabaruk’s last blog post..I Have Reached the End of the Internet

  4. Miss Britt (14 comments.) Says:

    Amy I the only one worried about the sanitary risks of some of that hair being jarred loose inside my vagina?




    Well then.

    Miss Britt’s last blog post..What Do You Want To Do With Your Life?

  5. Ruprecht (23 comments.) Says:

    Someone putting loving effort into this …. and all you can do is reference David Caruso.

    Sounds reasonable …..

    Ruprecht’s last blog post..Bird Is The Word

  6. Jessica (10 comments.) Says:

    My vagina slammed shut one…..that shit hurt!

    Jessica’s last blog post..Does ANYBODY Even Read This???

  7. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:

    I think it’s the “real human hair” that put it over the edge for me.

    Lotta’s last blog post..Too Broke For Christmas Giveaway

  8. followthatdog (27 comments.) Says:

    Why do they say that monstrosity is topped with real human hair like it’s a good thing? Really, the only real human hair I’m happy to see is still firmly attached to a real human head. Once it has been cut, it needs to disappear. Ewwww.

    followthatdog’s last blog post..Woo Hoo, check me out!

  9. Jett (8 comments.) Says:

    Favorite post title ever, and I’ve been around Cyberia for a minute.

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