Somehow it reminds me of childbirth.

Old Mom Donald had a kid,
E-I-E-I-O
And cuz of that kid, she got a Frankenvulva,
E-I-E-I-O
With a labia here
And a labia there
Here a labia, there a labia, everywhere a labia….

See?  AWKWARD.  I don’t know why this skeeves me out so bad!  But it does, it does.

Hmm…. Maybe it’s meant to store your Benoit Balls?

5 Responses to “My Cervix Feels Tingly Looking at This”

1. sam {temptingmama} (164 comments.) Says:
   November 26th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

   My vag hurts just looking at this THING.

2. Shania (2 comments.) Says:
   November 26th, 2008 at 3:08 pm

   I thought the exact same thing before I even read the first line!

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3. deb on the rocks (2 comments.) Says:
   November 26th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

   I thought it was a nose. I very big bulbous nose. I don’t want to brag, but my vagina is prettier than that thing.

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4. evabaruk (38 comments.) Says:
   November 26th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

   It must be used or lime juice, the way it’s all puckered.

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5. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:
   November 26th, 2008 at 10:47 pm

   I think you should use it to store your baby oil.

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