What would it look like if an ostrich ate a gecko and then the gecko morphed into a giant lizard? I think it would look like this guy!
This fella was deconstructed from 2 reclaim beanie babies and debeaned then reconstructed into this monster hand-sewn ostrich gecko! This is a one-of-a-kind monster so be the first and only to get your mits on one of these guys!
He also comes along with a personalized name tag to certify his authenticity!

It would look like a pending lawsuit.

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3 Responses to “Monster Lawsuits…”

1. evabaruk (38 comments.) Says:
   November 22nd, 2008 at 4:12 pm

   Oh it’s like the avian high school production of ‘Aliens, the Musical’

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2. Queen of the Mayhem (1 comments.) Says:
   November 22nd, 2008 at 4:20 pm

   Sorry to be the one to say this….but the top of this one looks like a penis!

   Just sayin’!

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3. Jaywalker (6 comments.) Says:
   November 22nd, 2008 at 4:45 pm

   Argh. I have that self same gecko here in this house. I feel violated! Please let my son never see this, he is twisted enough as it is.

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