Oh Granny, put your shell bra back on, you hussy.  Her face looks like it caved in from sucking back too many coral-tipped cigarettes.

I think this toy could totally get lost in a dreadlock, mon.  it looks like one!

Thanks Elizabeth.

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4 Responses to “Mermaids Need Grannies Too.”

1. Ant (6 comments.) Says:
   November 19th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

   This is great! I would buy this for a granddaughter, if I had one. But then, I am pretty warped.

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2. Erin (15 comments.) Says:
   November 19th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

   Um, I might try to use this as a loofah. The lower extremities look suspiciously like pubic hair. The whole thing looks like a cheap version of a blow-up doll.
   Hey, maybe it’s a loofah doll for “down there.” Anyone?

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3. Jessica (10 comments.) Says:
   November 19th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

   I totally want boobs like hers.

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4. Karen Sugarpants Says:
   November 19th, 2008 at 4:31 pm

   @Jessica: no kidding eh? bitch is stacked!