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Mermaids Need Grannies Too.

il 430xn44920934 Mermaids Need Grannies Too.

Oh Granny, put your shell bra back on, you hussy.  Her face looks like it caved in from sucking back too many coral-tipped cigarettes.

I think this toy could totally get lost in a dreadlock, mon.  it looks like one!

Thanks Elizabeth.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 19, 2008 @ 1:37 pm  

4 Responses to “Mermaids Need Grannies Too.”

  1. Ant (6 comments.) Says:

    This is great! I would buy this for a granddaughter, if I had one. But then, I am pretty warped.

    Ant’s last blog post..Pitcher with Rope Decoration

  2. Erin (15 comments.) Says:

    Um, I might try to use this as a loofah. The lower extremities look suspiciously like pubic hair. The whole thing looks like a cheap version of a blow-up doll.
    Hey, maybe it’s a loofah doll for “down there.” Anyone?

    Erin’s last blog post..Because I’m mean…

  3. Jessica (10 comments.) Says:

    I totally want boobs like hers.

    Jessica’s last blog post..A Little Bit of Drinkin’ Every Now and Again

  4. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    @Jessica: no kidding eh? bitch is stacked!

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