Medieval Creepiness

What's that you wonder? Well, you're more than likely thinking: Um. WTF is THAT?

That, my friends is a purse. Yes. A PURSE. I hate carrying purses. I get pissed off when it's too small and can't carry the stuff I need. Then if it's too big? I shove everything I can find in that thing. But this? THIS has changed my mind.

The hair is attached to the silver with Frankenstein like bolts. The hair is fake and sewn in a plastic head. I finished the top on the sterling silver with sand blaster and gave the whole piece a dark patina.

I am utter horrified, yet there's a part of me that is very intrigued by this item. It's such a fantastical mess that I feel the urge to buy it.

I will have NO fear of traveling on the subway at night because my doll-head-chain-mail-steel purse can be used for defense. Also people my fear that I will decapitate them and put their head in my purse, so they will stay away.

Because OMG.

Staged perfectly on a creepy discombobulated hand. A rubber glove, maybe? Either way? It's nothing but fantastic.

The top of the head is hinged, so the top of the bag opens. The clasp has a plastic blue doll eye and a cast eyelash. I cast the eyelash myself.

So to get into the purse, you much unhinge the eyeball. The shove your hand inside.

And to top it all off? A bottle nipple adhered to the bottom. What's inside that nipple you're wondering, aren't you?

At the bottom of the chain mail hangs a rubber bottle nipple filled with wax broken dollies.

Filled with doll parts? My. Gah!

I will never sleep soundly again.

Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 12, 2008 @ 11:31 am  

12 Responses to “Medieval Creepiness”

  1. Suebob (91 comments.) Says:

    I think this person may need professional help. Preferably in a locked facility.

  2. sam {temptingmama} (164 comments.) Says:


    THIS person??

    You my friend are not far behind with your Craftastophe addiction. Bwahahahahaha!

  3. Miss (21 comments.) Says:

    Whoever created this monstrosity is a demented person. Everyone knows you fill the nipple at the bottom with more heads. Tiny, tiny heads.

    Miss’s last blog post..Oh jeez….

  4. Ruprecht (23 comments.) Says:

    This, right here, is one of the few reasons I was female.

    ‘Cause females can get away with carrying ’round stuff like this.

    Simply! Smashing!

    Ruprecht’s last blog post..An Institution ….. Gone …..

  5. Miss Britt (14 comments.) Says:

    Someone wants to wear my skin.

    I can feel it.

    Miss Britt’s last blog post..Officially the First “I’m So Nervous About BlogHer!” Post of 2009

  6. Violet The Verbose (7 comments.) Says:

    Violet The Verbose’s last blog post..News!

  7. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    @Miss Britt: rofl!

  8. daysgoby (12 comments.) Says:

    Dude. Why does that look like a copper fish ATE a doll?
    Trying to imagine fishing my credit card out of that…

    daysgoby’s last blog post..they’re back

  9. *pixie* (1 comments.) Says:

    Holy crap.

    *pixie*’s last blog post..I’m sorry for how I might smell if you happen to stand next to me in the next couple of days

  10. velocibadgergirl (57 comments.) Says:

    Hold on, wait. People actually expect to be paid for this crap? REALLY?? Why am I working 9 – 5, then?

    Then again, I might consider paying this “crafter” to keep this thing the fuck away from me :P

    velocibadgergirl’s last blog post..

  11. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:

    Wow. Kind of umm well i’m not sure what exactly but it’s not right.

    Zandor’s last blog post..I don’t think it’s working.

  12. Arielle Weiler (1 comments.) Says:

    I’m going to have nightmares about this.

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