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Mama Had a Baby and Her Head Popped Off

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While I can appreciate this might be a great gift for your doula, midwife, nurse, doctor, or WHOEVER you have to birth your babies, I can’t get past this line:

They can be placed inside mamas belly and birthed out over and over again!

I’m so glad that can’t happen in real life. Well that and the electric red hair up there!

I’m trying really hard not to focus on that gaping hole, either.  Or the fact that knitty-mama on the left just birthed a gecko.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 7, 2008 @ 4:14 am  

7 Responses to “Mama Had a Baby and Her Head Popped Off”

  1. Jennifer Love (5 comments.) Says:

    Oh Karen, I am DYING at this. HORRIFYING! LOL! My friend Mary Dawn and I look around Etsy and try to find the best of the worst..er..worst of the best…no….anyway….we looooove finding craftastrophes! If I find any, I’ll email them to you. LOL

    PS-better not catch my own stuff on here. Well, unless it deserves to be. :D

    Jennifer Love’s last blog post..Mama Had a Baby and Her Head Popped Off

  2. chichiboulie (1 comments.) Says:

    LOL! Thank you for sharing. And laughing at the craftastrophies comment. May I never be blogged for that!

    chichiboulie’s last blog post..Mama Had a Baby and Her Head Popped Off

  3. radioactive tori (2 comments.) Says:

    I always worry that something I knit might be ridiculous. Now I don’t have to worry. NOTHING I have ever made has been anywhere near the quality of these things. And I’m comforted to know that if I ever did approach this level, you’d blog me and let me know…right? That’s what friends are for.

    radioactive tori’s last blog post..Mama Had a Baby and Her Head Popped Off

  4. britt (4 comments.) Says:

    bahahaha! i think this filled my knit vagina quota of the day

    britt’s last blog post..Mama Had a Baby and Her Head Popped Off

  5. sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Says:

    @ britt:

    There are soooo many more vaginas to come. I haven’t even gotten started. They are the biggest craft nightmare! LOL

  6. Gena Wilhite (1 comments.) Says:

    Wow. That’s just wrong.

    Gena Wilhite’s last blog post..Some fun for my liberal friends

  7. Mrs. Tantrum (24 comments.) Says:

    I can’t get over the fact that the babies kind of sorta maybe resemble placenta more than babies.

    GROSS!

    Mrs. Tantrum’s last blog post..HOT

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