Who says men are the only breed to swing an axe?

On her way to a Take Back the Woods Rally, Little Red Riding Feminist was approached by the Big Bad Wolf…

“Where are you going?” he growled.

“None of your damn business, cretin,” she responded.

With a swoop, he pawed at her basket of bras, slated for burning.

Just as quickly, she sliced off his big dumb head with her trusty axe.  She MaGyver’d it onto a pole and led the TBTW Rally, ever the feminine heroine.  Snow White and Sleeping Beauty looked on in admiration, as they discussed a plan in ridding the forest of rufees.

Our sisters would be proud.

Thanks again, Suebob!

4 Responses to “Little Red Riding Feminist”

1. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:
   November 11th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

   I think I love and fear you.

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2. sam {temptingmama} (164 comments.) Says:
   November 11th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

   Um.

   Ah.

   Uh…

   You’re so screwed in the head.

   xox

3. Jason (2 comments.) Says:
   November 11th, 2008 at 5:09 pm

   I kind of want a painting like this for the sake of the irony…is that wrong? Where would I put it? hmmm…

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4. Iris (44 comments.) Says:
   November 11th, 2008 at 6:37 pm

   That wolf was “Palin-ized!”

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