Who says men are the only breed to swing an axe?
On her way to a Take Back the Woods Rally, Little Red Riding Feminist was approached by the Big Bad Wolf...
"Where are you going?" he growled.
"None of your damn business, cretin," she responded.
With a swoop, he pawed at her basket of bras, slated for burning.
Just as quickly, she sliced off his big dumb head with her trusty axe. She MaGyver'd it onto a pole and led the TBTW Rally, ever the feminine heroine. Snow White and Sleeping Beauty looked on in admiration, as they discussed a plan in ridding the forest of rufees.
would be proud.
Thanks again, Suebob!
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 11, 2008 @ 3:15 pm