From the listing:
This Shower Art measures three inches by two inches. There is a suction cup on the back for you to stick in your shower, on your mirror, refrigerator. They will stick on any flat, slightly shiny surface.
Inside, there is a tiny, little lady. It says, "Tiny ladies like you." And it's true. They talk about you all the time.
Yeah that's what I want. A woman that talks about me all the time, hanging out only where I'm naked. Why doesn't she just start a blog?
If she isn't enough for you, and you really want punishment, might I suggest the Flossing Reminder for Masochists (swearing):
In the mood for daily affirmation, boys?
(well, compared to tiny ladies, anyway)
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 8, 2008 @ 8:51 am