Cheshire cat, you know him right? That creepy psychedelic cat scares the bejeezeus of of little children every year when they watch Alicein Wonderland for the first time. He creeps in the trees taunting poor Alice, skulking around in the bushes like a dirty pervert. A dirty pervert with a 70's porn star mustache. (Tell me I wasn't the only person skeeved out by that cat?) Because whoever took the time to make these bad boys obviously had some like-on for that cat.

That thing is staring right into my soul. (They're just ping pong balls, but still. So. effin. creepy.) The! Eyes! Eerie and awkwardly spaced. I am paralyzed by those beady little eyes.

Just looking at it makes me itchy and paranoid. Flashbacks! OH! the Flashbacks!

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