I can’t figure out what the purpose of this item is. Sure, there are things it could be used for, but what is Sam Hell was this person thinking?

That cow is covered in glitter.

Um. Hi? Glitter cow – covered in glitter.

YOUR FEET ARE GLUED TO A TIN! A tin that has a paper flower on it. A pretty yellow paper flower.

But what is the green inside you wonder?

Inside the container is a field of green tinsel pipe cleaner

A field of GREEN tinsel pipe cleaner?

That’s a field? A whimsical, wonderful, glittery field made out of PIPE CLEANER. A rolled pipe cleaner.

A FIELD?

Right. Okay.

Now I’m wondering  what I would put in this container.

Would I displace The Field? Would I place something ON The Field? Would I leave it as is and showcase The Field?

But the cow? The glitter cow? So. Awesome. Sparkly Awesomeness, right?

4 Responses to “Like a Strawberry Field Only Glitter-ier”

1. Iris (44 comments.) Says:
   November 10th, 2008 at 11:58 am

   “And now we present the Glittering Cow award to the heffer with the mooooost appeal”

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2. Carrie Says:
   November 10th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

   I have been looking for a beautiful container, something with a glittery cow perhaps to set by my bedside to put my dentures in. This is PERECT!

   Ellie May
   Purdee, TN

3. Parentopia Devra (1 comments.) Says:
   November 10th, 2008 at 9:42 pm

   I am udderly puzzled too.

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4. daysgoby (12 comments.) Says:
   November 10th, 2008 at 10:08 pm

   Baby teeth?

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